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Miley Cyrus Hires Dog Psychic To Contact Her Pet from the Beyond

I get it; the death of a beloved pet is a terrible, terrible experience (probably more so for the pet, but you know what I mean). I’d be the last to criticize pop star Miley Cyrus for being completely down in the dumps over the very premature death of her beloved pet pal Floyd. I mean, look at that picture. SO CUTE! And, I guess, Miley’s not bad  either. I’m feeling verklempt for her just LOOKING at that adorable pup. But, there’s mourning and there’s mourning. Miley might have gone a bit too far for my tastes, or tastefulness at all.

First, she and some of her friends that she inexplicably convinced, all got these (awful) Floyd memorial tattoos. I’ve heard that once you start getting inked, it can get addictive and you come up with all sorts of reasons to add to your body art, but this is…well, never mind my opinions. Ok, so you got it out of your system, had his memory permanently marked to your flesh, time to move on…

But no.

Miley now is regularly meeting with a pet psychic to contact Floyd from the other side. Hollywood (shocker) animal medium Melissa Bacelar says: “It was particularly hard as she wasn’t there when Floyd died, so there would have been a huge amount of guilt. I connect with the dog telepathically. Some will give me actual words but, most of the time, I will get images and feelings, which I then pass on to the owner.”

You too can get a pet reading from Melissa for $200 an hour to find out how your departed doggie is doin’ on the other side of the veil. Melissa got her start as an entertainer who regularly appeared in men’s magazines and small films, but when a radio host messed up and thought she was a pet psychic, she decided, “maybe I AM a pet psychic”…and lo…

I feel bad for Miley but she’s REALLY got to get some perspective here or she’s gonna be another one of those child celebrities who burn out young and cry over ridiculous invoices years later when they’re trying to figure out how they’re gonna make rent.

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